i got my second cockbig-69 shot yesterday so i spent last night shviering in bed and then running around town bc life don't stop for Estonians even when they r on the verge of death

i wanted to draw a little somthin for this special 6/9 but alas, i feel like im about to pass out (so maybe i'll draw the illustration for this later, if mr motivation is merciful to my poor little tired soul)

anyway i decided to write a short fanfic

ok so when Piconjo came to Estonia during his 3ur0p3n0r tour, he discovered that there are lots of nazis and EKRE conservatives here. and even bald men! so he blammed and pwned them all. their blood sprayed on everything except Piconjo's new drip (bc he's just that good at dodging) which was a fruity purple dress shirt and black pants like he was gon hit a ball (the party, not the object), and he even wore those uh... things that held his pants up (suspenders now I remember) because if he didnt have those his giant cock would have slaughtered everyone on sight (Piconjo is immune to cockbig-69 bc he already has the biggest p3n0r known to man, also whne i say slaughtered i mean men die but women get the biggest orgasms of their lives)

so anyway, then he found the sexiest woman in Estonia (that's me). why did he wear such fruity clothes you ask? to impress me of course, that was his plan all along (besides pwning nazis and blamming annoying EKRE conservatives). and then we walked into the sunset and did... stuff with his big p3n0r. the end

(i dare say he enjoyed his visit here. many nazis to blam with his cock, and me but in a nice way :) )

(also vaccinate against cockbig-69, im serious. Piconjo is the only one who can handle such a big cock, but the rest get scarred for life. please please please vaccinate)

I'm new here and already about to start wars... but this is Newgrounds and its theme is tankmen, so perhaps it is appropriate to do so

gonna raise my voting level just to give lots of stars to most artists EXCEPT the ones who cannot draw boobs to save their lives, y'all making it look like they were balloons, prepare to get 0 stars from me as I rise in voting power

yeah you can shade prettily and stuff but pleeeeaaase do some research on how to draw diverse female bodies

seriously those poor ladies will get extreme back pain

please look up tutorials or take a nude drawing class, I'm begging you, I'm tired of seeing the same huge badonkas everywhere. like in nsfw/provoking nude art that might be fine but pleaaaase stop drawing fully clothed women with perfect hourglass bodies they don't exist jgjdjgjdgjdjj

better yet, look at this site, the Normal Breasts Gallery (nsfw warning for nekkid nipnops): https://www.007b.com/breast_gallery.php

I wish I had the opportunity to hide big badonkas on art sites, even if I filter out adult and mature here I still get unrealistic yet clothed busty women, someone give them a breast reduction surgery like damn