i got my second cockbig-69 shot yesterday so i spent last night shviering in bed and then running around town bc life don't stop for Estonians even when they r on the verge of death

i wanted to draw a little somthin for this special 6/9 but alas, i feel like im about to pass out (so maybe i'll draw the illustration for this later, if mr motivation is merciful to my poor little tired soul)

anyway i decided to write a short fanfic

ok so when Piconjo came to Estonia during his 3ur0p3n0r tour, he discovered that there are lots of nazis and EKRE conservatives here. and even bald men! so he blammed and pwned them all. their blood sprayed on everything except Piconjo's new drip (bc he's just that good at dodging) which was a fruity purple dress shirt and black pants like he was gon hit a ball (the party, not the object), and he even wore those uh... things that held his pants up (suspenders now I remember) because if he didnt have those his giant cock would have slaughtered everyone on sight (Piconjo is immune to cockbig-69 bc he already has the biggest p3n0r known to man, also whne i say slaughtered i mean men die but women get the biggest orgasms of their lives)

so anyway, then he found the sexiest woman in Estonia (that's me). why did he wear such fruity clothes you ask? to impress me of course, that was his plan all along (besides pwning nazis and blamming annoying EKRE conservatives). and then we walked into the sunset and did... stuff with his big p3n0r. the end

(i dare say he enjoyed his visit here. many nazis to blam with his cock, and me but in a nice way :) )

(also vaccinate against cockbig-69, im serious. Piconjo is the only one who can handle such a big cock, but the rest get scarred for life. please please please vaccinate)